Goodbye Blogger

You've been so good to me. But I must move on. All is not lost!

You can find my new and improved blog here:

http://misscollinsnyc.tumblr.com/

the rundown

Season Fabulous of Project Runway premiered last night. After a small tift with the roommate for programming control, I settled into my 9 o'clock appointment with an egg-white omelet and an open mind.

I think we all knew that Kelly was going to win, what with her bleach/dye job on vaccum cleaner bags. Amazing.

Overall, the cast leaves something to be desired, but it was nice to see Austin Scarlett's porcelain face and as always, Heidi is a stunning pair of legs.

pist

And so it's incredibly frustrating when you are expecting something wonderful and are let down. When you make plans and build up scenarios in your mind. When you wake up an hour early to hit the gym because you anticipate not having the time later in the day. When you set an appointment for the afternoon and then discover it could wait til tomorrow.

I'm feeling all of the above this morning. He's been in Brazil for two weeks and his flight was pushed back a day.

Am I overreacting?? Maybe...

hung

"all I have to say is shots of knob creek out of the bottle"

lyrical wisdom

This blog makes my life. And these could quite possibly be the best lyrics of all time:

“You take your car to work, I’ll take my board”

Song: Surf Wax America

Artist: Weezer

Album: Weezer (Blue Album)

Year:1994

I mean honestly, who didn't have the blue album memorized?

“When I look back on all the crap I learned in high school It’s a wonder I can think at all.“

I am all shades of stupid today for Simon & Garfunkel. The radio reminded me of "Kodachrome" while I was getting dolled up this morning, and I promptly ganked it off Limewire. Ahh, the original Postal Service. I love you both.