The wedding conspiracy. Girls dream and plan their engagement ring/wedding/marriage from the Barbie beginnings. Guys don't do this. Because honestly, what's in it for them? No dramatic surprise and a fat diamond - that's for sure. Little or no involvement with the wedding planning process (to generalize for a moment). Why? Because it's the GIRL who's been dreaming about it since day 1! And if WE keeps up these "Bridezilla" shows, the guys are REALLY going to catch on and none of us will have a chance...
So my point is - the cave men started these ridiculous traditions long ago to keep the wedding predicament under control. The divorce rate is already insane. We really don't need men giving diamonds and women giving diamonds and everyone actually WANTING to get married. That's incentive. My God, the engagement ring and wedding ceremony are two valid reasons to avoid the situation altogether!
I'm envisioning a world where lesbians can be legally wed. What a mess. I'm becoming a wedding planner.
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