Please go pick up the latest edition of People magazine. You will not regret it. Mario Lopez (newbie to Broadway's "A Chorus LIne") has been crowned "Hottest Bachelor of 2008" and is boasting more muscles than a fraternity's biceps-only workout. It's especially helpful if you're trying a new summer diet called bulemia. I present to you, exhibit A.
Mario Lopez as Burt Reynolds as Well We Know HE Shaves.
This is not the AC Slater I know and love. This is my Ken doll on steroids, dipped in baby oil. Help! I've been locked up in Equinox for the past 5 years!
Come back to the bell you chauvinist pig.
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