i didn't write this

this was written by an acquaintance of mine. a wildly entertaining socialiate lion-tamer and documentary artist. in my ignorance, i was unaware his talents extended past photography. but they do, and i am very impressed. i'm positively mad about "thick-as-your-head-gravy". enjoy. :)

"Here in NYC we have Biscuits, Chicken parm, Steaks as-big-as-your-head, Bratwurst matched with real german lager, Cornbread, Mashed potatoes with thick as-your-head-gravy, BBQ ribs (Carolina/Texas style), Spring rolls, REAL chinese food, Cucumber sandwiches, Pizza till 5am, Chicken Cordon Bleu, Shit loads of Seafood, Grilled cheese with tomato, Spicy fries with cranberry ketchup, Hot-wings with ranch, Chicken tikka masala you can order from a taxi cab window, Somali food that you eat with your hands and shots of Gazpacho you purchase with your lips. I'd love to live in another city that offers so much variety in food! ...and served as late as New York does!"